Player Notes

Gerald Rideout
The new find as regular wicketkeeper... well, at least he gets away from having to bowl. Has loads of new kit, including 50% off trousers. I wonder how big they were before.

First match
Doesn't need to bat. Total catches = 0.

The Stella Select XI

Gez

Gez on himself "Leeds, skittles, fishing, leftie, Gok Wan, flouncy, new kit, Eddie's mate, LTB's mate, wickie, the Inn, social sec."

You're not going out wearing that?